Category: Zombie Apocalypse

It’s just a virus?

The Rockies became the first team in the 2010s to move two players to the DL due to a “viral infection” now that Josh Rutledge and Wilin Rosario are both out.

No word yet on how long the Rockies expect Mr. Rosario to miss but ultimately I think the time frame depends on whether or not he turns into a zombie as Nolan Arenado has suggested.

It is not clear that either has received their obligatory Z-pak…

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Side note: I am reasonably confident that this is not the virus ravaging the Rockies’ clubhouse (especially since it only infects bacteria) but it looks like some terrifying microscopic spider/scorpion hybrid.

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